23 Skidoo

Yeah dude it’s a great spot just there, ‘cause when girls go up the stairs, as they reach the first landing the angle is just right, you can see up their skirt. There’s that clock on the far wall so you can pretend you’re glancing up to see what time it is and have yourself a nice good look up their skirt. Or what I do is, I wear my shades when I sit there at lunchtime and make like I’m sleeping, head back and mouth open, but really I’m wide fuckin’ awake, bro, watching all them fine university hotties a-swishing and a-swooshing up those stairs in their skirts. Besides, nobody would think twice about me on account of how I look, being a 91-year-old Vietnamese woman and all.